Virginia’s Most Notorious Urban Legend: The Bunnyman

The Following Newspaper Article was Published in The Washington Post on October 22, 1970.

MAN IN BUNNY SUIT SOUGHT IN FAIRFAX

“Fairfax County Police said yesterday they are looking for a Man who likes to wear a “White Bunny Rabbit Costume” and Throws Hatchets through Car Windows. Honest.

Air Force Academy Cadet Robert Bennett told the Police shortly after Midnight last Sunday He and His Fiancée were sitting in a Car in the 5400 block of Guinea Road when a Man “Dressed in a white suit with long Bunny Ears” ran from the nearby bushes and shouted: “You’re on Private Property and I have Your Tag Number.”

The “Rabbit” threw a Wooden-Handled Hatchet through the right front car window, the first-year Cadet told the Police. As soon as he threw the Hatchet, the “Rabbit” skipped off into the Night, Police said. Bennett and His Fiancee were not injured.

Police say they have the Hatchet, but no other clues in the case. They say Bennett was visiting an Uncle, who lives across the street from the spot where the car was Parked. The Cadet was in the area to attend last weekend’s Air Force-Navy Football Game.”

       

The Bunnyman is MOST often seen in Secluded Locations in Fairfax County Virginia though He has been Spotted Through Out the Entire State of Virginia. It is Believed The BUnnyman’s Primary Territory is the Area surrounding the Bridge (Known as The Bunnyman Bridge) along the W&OD Railroad Tracks. Some Say in the 1800’s 2 Mental Patients Escaped from a Near By Mental Asylum. One Patient was found a few Days Later Hanging from a Tree, the Other Patient was NEVER seen Again. Was this the Origin of the Legendary Bunnyman and if so What accounts for the Modern Day sightings in the 1970’s and 1980’s? Is it a Copy Cat or Possibly the Cursed Spirit of Bunnyman doomed to Roam the Earth wreaking Havoc on Virginia for all Eternity?! No One knows and probably NEVER will.

       

Reports of the Infamous Bunnyman first began in the 1970’s where Usually a Person in a White Bunny Costume carrying an Hatchet/Ax Scarring or Threatening Children or in some Cases Vandalizing Property.

By the 1980’s though the Bunnyman had Evolved into an Evil Entity Hell Bent on Murder who according to Most had committed SEVERAL BRUTALLY GRUESOME MURDERS Already. In one Story Bunnyman Allegedly Butchered His Entire Family before Fleeing into the Deepest, Darkest Parts of the Surrounding Forrest.

       

Brian A. Conly a Historian-Archivist working at the Fairfax County Library wrote a Summery of University of Maryland Patricia Johnson’s Paper on the Folklore of The Bunnymansimply titled “The Bunnyman” were She had interviewed 33 Locals to get Their accounts of The Bunnyman Phenomenon. Cony’s Summation is as Follows:

  • . 14 Different Geographic Locations for Bunnyman Encounters (Mostly in Virginia) are Mentioned.
  • 18 Encounters Involve The Bunnyman Chasing or Frightening People, Usually Children, with a Hatchet or Ax.
  • 14 Encounters report an Attack on a Cars.
  • 9 Witnesses/Victims claim Bunyman Attacked a Couple in a Parked Car.
  • 5 Witnesses/Victim’s accuse The Bunnyman of Vandalism on Homes or Buildings.
  • Only 3 instances Mention Murder/Murders allegedly committed by The Bunnyman.

       

So is The Bunnyman just a Eccentric Prankster? Is The Bunnyman just an ongoing Virginian Hoax? Is the Bunnyman a Blood Thirsty Murderer? Is Bunnyman an Evil  Supernatural Spirit still Roaming around in Virginia? Could Bunnyman possibly a yet Undiscovered Cryptid or could it be Bunnyman is just the Star of another Urban Legend We will mostly likely NEVER Know the Truth behind Virginia’s Illusive Bunnyman.

Thanks for Reading,

  By Les Sober

FYB’S Friday Diner and a Movie: Double Helping of Creepy Pasta with The Russian Sleep Experiment 1 & 2

The Russian Sleep Experiment was Allegedly Uncovered by a Anonymous User who was Surfing the Deep Web which is NOT to be confused with the Dark Web mind You.

This Unknown Person supposedly Stumbled Across Historical Russian Military Documents detailing the MOST HORRIFIC EXPERIMENT CONDUCTED ON HUMAN BEINGS.

It’s a Tale of Illegal Human Experimentation that Ended in a Chaos Consisting of SELF CANNIBALISM, MUTILATION, ILLEGAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION, INSANITY, MURDER, AND DEATH.

       

While The Russian Sleep Experiment Tale had been around for several Years while assembling material for this Post FYB became aware that there is in fact a Russian Sleep Experiment 2.

We checked out this alleged Russian Sleep Experiment 2, and while The Original Russian Sleep Experiment in Our option is not out of the Realm of Possibility when Your talking about Cold War Russian Military and Illegal Human Experimentation. Does that mean We believe it?!

NO. It Doesn’t Seem Plausible, but Stranger Shit has Happened.

        

As for The Russian Sleep Experiment 2 We are calling 100% unequivocal BULLSHIT! Why?! Well the reason We are calling BULLSHIT is the Story Line for the Russian Sleep Experiment is a BLATANT RIP OFF of the Tod Six’s Movie Human Centipede 2.

It’s the regurgitation of Six’s Human Centipede 2 Storyline which is a simple Psycho See, Psycho Do. Thats to say it’s about a “Real Person” in the “Real World” Who is a Fan of Human Centipede: First Sequence Decides to Slide Deep into Insanity, and Recreate The Exact Experiment Depicted in the  Fictional Movie.

       

Well That’s OUR Opinion on the Subject so Sit Back, Kick Up Your Feet, Crack a Beer, Spark a Joint, Watch, Contemplate, and Decide For Yourself.

And As Always We Must Cover All Bases ………

WARNING THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS CONTAIN MATERIAL THAT SOME VIEWER MAY FIND OBJECTIONABLE OR DISTURBING.

VIEWER DIGRESSION IS STRONGLY ADVISED.

SO Without Further Ado Ladies and Gentlemen FYB Presents

The Russian Sleep Experiment followed by The Russian Sleep Experiment 2!

Brought to You By CreepsMcPasta (Find Him/Her @ Youtube.com)

Enjoy.

And Now THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2! Enjoy.

That’s It Hope You Enjoyed and Hope it made You Think.

 Presented By Les Sober

Questions That Allude Answers 2 : I Feel Fantastic

A little while back I said FYB would be running a Series of Posts dedicated to Shit that Has Not/Can Not be Explained or is just a Plain Old Mystery. From the Geeky to The Freaky to The Creepy We’re going to attempt to cover IT ALL.

This is a Step towards the Darker Side, and Yes I remember I said We’d EASE Reader’s into It as Not to Traumatize Anyone.

With that said I must Admit I jumped ahead of “Schedule” if You Will. I had already planned on the Next Post in the Series, BUT I couldn’t Help shelving it for Now in Favor of Some MUCH More Bizarre Content.

       

This is All I could find pertaining to The Video “I Feel Fantastic”(2009). It was posted Anonymously and garnered a great deal of Attention. So much that Viewers launched Their own Investigations in Search of Answers.

They discovered the Video was done and Posted by an Artist named Bergeron who it was rumored was Creating theseVarious Life Sized Robots as Part of a Traveling Show. Then all of a Sudden out of the Blue Bergeron went completely Silent, and No One knows what happened to Him to this very Day.

        

The Most Sinister Hypothesis surrounding this Video is it’s a Tribute or Homage to an ACTUAL MURDER. The Hypothesis is The Robot is Portraying the part or on Behalf of the Deceased Victim, and the random and out of place Shot of  the Woods has led some to Believe it’s an ACTUAL Burial Site.

Please Watch, Enjoy, and Draw Your OWN Conclusions.

So without further ado Ladies & Gentlemen We Give You “I Feel Fantastic”

Thanks For Reading & Watching,

Presented By,

  Les Sober