MeatCanyon Vs. Nikocado Avocado

Welcome Today’s FYB post Featuring the Well….We’re Not entirely Sure. It isn’t the Typical YouTuber Beef We’re Used to Seeing (In Fact the So-Called Beef is Completely One Sided). So Here is the Tale of the Exchange between MeatCanyon and Nikocado Avocado so Let’s Get Started.

THE PLAYERS

MEATCANYON: MeatCanyon’s real name is Hunter August Hancock better know by His online user name MeatCanyon. Hancock is an American Youtuber, Animator, Voice Actor, Comedian, Writer, and Director who makes Parody Animations of Popular Characters (say Sponge Bob for instance). Some viewers of MeatCanyon’s Animations  have been Described them in just One Single Word “Horrifying”. A common on going gag in Hancock’s video’s is that Something Normal or Mundane gets You Killed or Possible Worse.

                   

NIKOCADO AVACADO: Here is Nikocado Avocado in a Nutshell. In the Beginning He was a Young, Health, Vegan, and Physically Fit Violin Prodigy, but the Youtube Audience was Small to say the least. When Nikocado Avocado discovered He got a Shit Ton more Views, Likes, and Subscribers for His Mukbang Videos. Over the Last Three Plus Years Nikocado Avocado has put out a PROLIFIC amount of Mukbang Content in fact it’s Become a Trade Mark of the Nikocado Avocado Brand. Now Nikocado is a Consummate Showman and the Time, Effort, and Dedication He has put into His YouTube Character’s Persona is Admirable.

With that Said Nikocado Avocado is Above All a MASTER OF MONETIZATION He Knows How to Play it Up for His Audience to get Views/Likes/Subscribers. Nikocado Avocado Utilizes Extremely Over the Top  Theatrics to His Personal Style of Mukbang. Instead of Sitting Silently Staring into the Camera and Eating Obscene Amount of Food Nikocado Openly Addresses the Camera/His Audience, Has on Volatile On Again Off Agin Relationship, Whatever is Going on in His Life Currently, and Complains about Shit or People He doesn’t like. Being a True Showman when Nikocado Avocado has Beef He always Punches Up. That means He doesn’t Argue with Channels Smaller than His only Larger Channels because those Fights Rack Up FAR MORE Views that Way. No one gives a Shit if He is Beefing with a Small Lesser Known Channel, but They Love it when Bigger YouTube Channels Go At it like a Cyber Jerry fucking Springer Show.

WHAT THE FUCK IS MUKBANG?

First Things First so what the Mukbang is Originated in 2011 in South Korea where Cooking Shows Air more Footage of the host EATING the food than the cooking of it. Mukbang is an Internet Fad that Evolved from the South Korean Cooking shows but with Mukbang  there NO cooking what so fucking ever its ALL about the consumption. This seriously fucking bizarre Fad allows People get Paid for BINGE EATING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FOOD so they can BUY MORE food for Future Videos/Livestreams. This insures further Donations from Their Members and Viewing Audience).          

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? One of Our Favorite Content Creators MeatCanyon did an Animated Parody Video of Fellow YouTuber by the Name of Nikocado Avocado who has made His YouTube Fame doing a Prolific number of Mukbang Videos (It’s for this Reason MeatCanyon Chose the Title of the Parody Video “King of Mukbang” in the First Place). Anyway Nikocado Avocado found out about MeatCanyon’s Parody Animation of Him and in True NiKocado Avocado Fashion threw a Huge Hissy fucking Fit in a True Display of Fake Outrage in a Response Video. In Response to Nikocado Avocado’s Response Video MeatCanyon Released a His Response Video to Nikocado Avocado’s Response Video.

VIDEO PLAY LIST:

  • MeatCanyon’s “King of Mukbang”
  • Nikocado Avocado’s Response Video
  • MeatCanyon’s Response Video

Nikocado Avacado’s Response to MeatCanyon’s “King Of Mukbang”:

MeatCanyon’s Response To Nikocado Avocado:

Thanks For Watching,

Presented By Les Sober

The Latest News From Nowhere Special

This post is a Hats Off Tribute to Our favorite Small Independent BiWeekly Publication “The Dullard’s Digest” out of  La Plant South Dakota with a Sparse Population of just 105.

The “The Dullard’s Digest” covers all things La Plant such as local happenings, community news, local government, Schools/Churches/Obituaries/Weddings, and all various local Odds and Ends such as The Yearly County Fair and the like.

Specifically for this post We decided to Showcase the Unusually Unique Advertisements found within the “The Dullard’s Digest” which are truly in a League of Their Own.

(If you make a reference to the movie Kill Yourself for High Crimes and Misdemeanors of And OR Being FUCKING LAME.)

So Let Us Begin With………

 

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1 Gallon Of Bryan Brine’s Pickled Sausages

And 1 Gallon of Vinegar Vally’s Pickled Pork Hocks

for The LOW, LOW PRICE OF $59.99

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Pickled Products make Kids Happy, Hearty, and Healthy! Puts MAD HAIR on Your Chest AND Genitals! Excellent Prevention for ANY and ALL of Ass Caners (Domestic OR Imported!) Stops Dolphin Rape, and aids The Coalition   of Children Around The World Without Cocaine.

Try Our Pickler Pete’s Lovely Line of Pickled Goods for SENIORS! 4.25 Pound Jar of Pickled Prunes just $19.99 This Weekend ONLY!!

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The BarFly Bar and Lounge

Here’s Our Weekly Drink Special Run Down For This Week!

Mad Dog Mondays- Glass of Mad Dog 20/20 Fortified Wine for $1.50

MD 20/20 Flavors:  Dragon Fruit, Purple Rain, Tangerine Dream, Banana Red, Peaches & Cream, Blue Raspberry, Buck Bunny, Cranberry, Electric Melon, Key Lime Pie, Kiwi Lemon, Lemon Ice, Orange Jubilee, Red Grape, Spiked Melon, Sour Apple, and Strawberry Kiwi.

Tequila Me Tuesday: $3 2 for 1 Shots of Pepe Lopez, Montezuma, & El Toro

Wet Your Whistle’s BEER BELLY BAR (All Beer Bar) with Specials On

Pitcher of Bud Light and Clamato $2.50

Bucket of Natty Ice or Natty Light for $6.00 (# of Cans 12)

24 oz Beers for a Buck: This week featuring Schlitz, Rolling Rock, & Olympia

40 0z Thursday Specials: Get a 40. oz of  Colt .45, Old English 800, King Cobra, or  St.Ides  for $1.99!

FUBAR Fridays: MOON”Motherfucking”SHINE will put a smile on your face!

$12 Standard Mason Jars of:  Proof Positive (609 Proof)

White Lightning White Whisky (619 Proof)

Ilikea Opossum Paul’s Moonshine Vodka (732 Proof)

RumRunner’s Moonshine Rum (882 Proof)

AND

Jimmy Crackcorn’s Corn Rye Moonshine. (976 Proof)

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SUPER SHOT Saturdays featuring Shot Specials!!!

.50 Cent Shots of Mr. Boston Blackberry Brandy, Canadian Club, Monarch Gin, and Old Grand-Dad

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“God Save Me! “Sunday Hangover Breakfast is BACK AGAIN!

For all those idiots who drank their asses off the night before The Barfly offers a particular Breakfast known for its alleged Cure to the Hell of the Next Day’s Hangover, HAVE NO FEAR BARFLY SUNDAY BREAKFAST IS HERE!

This Week on the Menu- The Old Timer Special!

Consisted of:  12 oz Shank Steak, Spam Hash w/ Bacon, and 2 Slices of Pork Roll.

Served with a Side of Scrapple, a Pickler Pete’s 1,000 Year Old Pickled Egg

AND a 32 oz. PBR (Can) FOR ONLY $2.99!!!!

The Weisenheimer Theater and Movie Exchange:

Saturday Night Slaughterfest Featuring some of Your FAVORITE B-Horror Slasher Films!

This Weeks Triple Feature is:

“Shoot My Face Off I Like It” From the Demented Director of Denmark Emil Mikkel

“Disembowel Me as I Giggle” from Redound Japanese Horror Fanatic Akasuki Hiromasa

AND

“Copulating With Corpses” The U.S. Version of “Necrophilia Nights” from The Infamously Dark and Disturbed mind of Lithuania’s Master of Sheer Terror Von Dire

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AND REMEMBER Tuesday Night Troma is BACK AND BAD ASS!

 

All Troma Movies All Day Dawn to Dusk: Inquire about our Enema Express Pass Today and don’t miss a single moment of Troma’s Famous GORE! NUDITY! SEX JOKES! PUKE,PISS,and SHIT! All in the Name of Independent Cinema for OVER 42 YEARS and COUNTING! (Show Times: 1st Film Starts when the Theater Opens and Over after the Last one Plays before Closing!)

 Coming Next TUESDAY!!!

 COMING NEXT MONTH!

AND BE SURE NOT TO FORGET THE Weisenheimer’s WISEAU WEDNESDAY!

Every Wednesday This Year there will 6 showings (9am, 12 noon, 3pm, 6pm, 9pm and 12am) of the Notoriously Shitty Movie “The Room” by The Mysterious Tommy Wiseau.

“The Room” has been called by many The Worst Movie EVER MADE!

“The Room” had Movie Theaters posting “NO REFUNDS FOR THIS MOVIE” posters!

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COME ONE, COME ALL Join us in the Rising Cult Following of Wiseau and “The Room”

Those were the ones we selected. Perhaps one day We will do this again, but Dunno.

Thanks for Reading,

Les Sober 

Vegetarians Vs. Vegans

I have no issue with vegetarians there like the Buddhists of the food world. That is they do their vegetarian deal, you can do whatever you want    and everyone eats in peace.

Vegans are a totally different fucking story thats for sure. I absolutely hate the hell out of fucking vegans because they’re the Christians of the food world. That is they feel some ungodly reason to shove their way of eating in your face as they rant like fucking Adolf Hitler on meth about how their way is so much better for you. But thats not all they also feel compelled to lecture arrogantly with a false sense of superiority about how everything you are eating (and every other person on earth) is toxic and slowly killing you. The food you eat (according to them)is killing us by clogging up your colon until the shit literally causes toxic shock syndrome rotting your internal organs, and is compacting in the valves of your heart causing an inevitable shit induced heart attack.

Bottom line: Thank you vegetarians for not being persistent food/diet neo nazi assholes about our dietary differences. Vegans go eat a steak you emaciated, sunken eyed, grey skinned and egotistical assholes.