Tag: Work Place Safety

BELKO Experiment: Safety Tips

Here is FYB’s post for this humble hump day to serve as a mid week pallet cleanser. Today’s post is the Stop Motion Horror BELKO EXPERIMENT: Safety Tips by none other than one of our FAVORITE animators By Lee Hardcastle. Most of us are familiar with this old school employer throw back the safety training video(s) which explain common sense tips on how to maintain a safe work environment. These videos fucking SUCK the budget is minimal at best, the acting is shitty since They tend to save money by using actual employees instead of actual actors, are outdated as fuck since the company has likely been using the same fucking safety video since 1990, and the Videos are condescending as shit as they address the viewer as if the viewer is a child who just so happens to be a complete fucking idiot. WELL that’s NOT the case here as the BELKO EXPERIMENT work place safety video. The BELKO EXPERIMENT: Safety Tips is full of what We here at FYB love EXTREME VIOLENCE, BLOOD SHED BY THE BUCKET FULL, and GORE GALORE!

                   

If you aren’t familiar with Lee Hardcastle he is an insanely prolific British Animator/Film Maker who specializes in Stop-Motion Techniques. Lee Hardcastle describing his work in his own words: “I Make Claymations that are Not for Children’s Eyes.”, and has vowed to never insult his audience with Shitty Film Making.

PLOT SUMMERY :The BELKO Tips are the following:

  • Use any means necessary.
  • Kill your friends before they kill you.
  • DO NOT attempt to contact the outside world.
  • DO NOT remove the bomb in your head.

See when I see you,

  Justin Sane

Tidbits For Shits And Giggles: Think About This

We all Know Mondays fucking are Known for Sucking because well They Do. Mondays can be one of two things the first is They can be so goddamn Mind Numbingly Mundane, a Soul Sucking Grind if You Will, that You feel like You’ll be fucking Brain Dead by the End of the Day. The Second Thing that Mondays are Notorious for is being is Manic. You Run Around like a Lunatic at a Maddening Pace that never seems fucking fast enough to the Point of Physical Exhaustion, But there still Doesn’t Seem to Be Enough Hours in the Day to Actually Accomplish Anything. Either way it’s Nothing Anyone wants to have to Deal with First Thing After Enjoying Their Weekend that’s for Sure.

So Today being a Monday We thought it be Proper to Post this Little Slice of Insanity Think About This which is a Fictional Work Safety Video from ERI Safety Videos. The Video has a Very 1980’s Aesthetic and Warns Employees of the Consequences of Violating Work Place Safety Rules and Regulations.

If Nothing Else Think About This is as Nausea Inducing as it is Absurdly Hilarious thats for Sure. The 5 Minute 40 Second Video is a Gory Parade of Gruesome Injuries and Grotesque Bodily Mutilations with Little to No Context. As the Video Plays the Pitchy Warble of the Singer of the Accompanying Song Rambles on about How Important it is to Do Your Job Correctly Each and Every Time.

Think About This has the Feel of a Slasher Movie Boiled Down to it Key Components without a Specific Killer with all Types of Bloody Accidents and Deaths. For Example A Man HAs His Fingers Severed by an Industrial MAchine’s Gears, A Person’s Skull is Impaled with a Wrench, and a Man is Brutally Electrocuted and Much More!

                  

From Now On When Your at Work be Sure to Remember Think About This’s Motto:

“You were Alive this Morning, Lets Stay that Way”

Enjoy.

Thanks For Watching,

Presented By Les Sober     (Pt1200am)