Tag: WTF

The Missing Member Mystery

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring VHS Medium THE MISSING MEMBER MYSTERY by Content Creator Known as BonFilms. BonFilms is Relatively New Having Joined YouTube on July 12, 2021, has 1.75k Subs, 63,230 Views, and 19 Videos in Total. We then attempted to find Any Information We could on Bonfilms, BUT there is absolutely fucking Nothing.

Synopsis: Fast Food Employees going about Their Daily Lives Until all fucking Hell Breaks Loose and Things get Stranger than Fuck.

NOTE: The Shit Starts to Go Off the Rails at the 3:39 Minute Mark.

The Video Ends with a Letter by Who We have No Idea but Here is the Closing Text in its Entirety:

  • To Charlie
  • You’re Wrong
  • You Know You Are
  • My Brother is a Monster
  • He Killed Me
  • He’s the reason My Head is Missing Parts
  • Everyone pretended like it Didn’t Happen
  • like I don’t exist
  • What makes You Think He’d be Different
  • He’s Nothing but Criminal
  • Please
  • All You are doing is Hurting Us More
  • to Nicole, Lucas, Angie, and Benjamin
  • I’m really Sorry
  • I don’t care if You Hate Me for Saying it
  • But thesis the Truth
  • There is No Way Out, We’re Trapped Forever
  • I’ve accepted it
  • Can’y You just accept it too
  • Please
  • I don’t want to be Alone

It is What it is,

Presented By Les Sober

WTF Is Going On With WHAT I MAKE IS RANDOM?!

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post featuring the ___ Strange and Some What Disturbing by the Content Creator WHAT I MAKE IS RANDOM. What I Make Is Random created Their Channel on February 23, 2014 and has Only 228 Subscribers to Date and Only 108 Videos Total. Now Here is Where it gets fucking Interesting. Up until 6 Months ago All Content on the Channel was Gaming Content, Mainly MindCraft but there were a Few Exceptions then there was a SIGNIFICANT change in the Content being Uploaded. The Channel has Uploaded a Total of 7 Videos that are Bizarre to say the fucking Least.

As I see it What I Make Is Random is headed Straight into the Realm of Uncertainty. By this I mean the Channel’s Content is Ramping Up it’s Insanity Factor which Raises the Usual Questions: Is it an Art Project? Is it an ARG? Is it a Gorilla Promotion for a Movie/Video Game etc.? Is this all the Demented Delusions of a Seriously Mentally ill Person?   As of Now Who the Fuck knows, But I for One Can’t fucking Wait to See what Rabbit Hole the Content Creator is Spiraling Down. And So We decided to Post All 7 Videos in Chronological Order so You can See First Hand what We’re Talking About.

(Note: There are a Few Scenes from the Movie The Ring in a Couple of the Videos.)

 1. Description: 3 Lines of 6 Dots ……

TEXT: 

  • Let Us Begin
  • Let Us Begin
  • Do I havE your attention?
  • Look
  • Behind You
  • 12 Lines of Binary  Code, Below the Code We Are Waiting It HAs Begun.

 2. Description: Q0ZEMTA= …… …… ……

TEXT: 

  • FIAQ
  • ZI
  • Jwxy AwwS CIFEXJ TWR
  • You Shall Pay For Your Sins
  • VGhpayBJcyBObyBkb2tL

3. Description Posted with Video: : 01010111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100101 01111001 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 00100000 01000100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110

Translation: We Are Always Watching. This Eye Watches You. Don’t Look Behind You.

TEXT:

  • VGhiIHVwcmlzaW5nIGIHVwb24gdXM = What Hides In Your Mind?

4. Description: oooooo  oooooo oooooo

TEXT:

  • Are You Alone?
  • We haven’t much time
  • Look at your past
  • FLASH of BINARY CODE
  • Long Line of Letters/Numbers (Decided that was a Bit Too much to fuck with, I mean look at the shit I’m am writing out Already.)
  • TWRUYEZIEKRQ
  • FIAQ ZI

5. Description: Only The Uprising matters now. The prophecy must be fulfilled.

TEXT: 

  • RG9ubSBTbGF5ZXIgaXMgYmVpbmcgZW5SaWdodGVuZWQuIEhlI
  • FIAQ ZI (Repeated Five Times)

6. Description: …… …… ……

TEXT:

  • 4 Lines of Letter/Numbers (Again a Bit fucking Much so Skipped it.)
  • time is ticking come out of your shell WE WILL
  • RISE
  • I will find you.
  • on your jilyf jlt
  • V2UgaGF2ZSBhbHdheXMgYmVlbiBoZxJiLib
  • XZSB3awxslGFsd2F5cyBizsBoZXJlLiBXZSB
  • hcmUgaGVyZSBGT1JFVKVSLG==
  • aSB3awxslGJlllGjhY2sgc29vbi4g
  • Oh no.
  • He’s here.

(NOTE: THE VIDEO BELOW IS A REPEAT FROM A PREVIOUS FYB POST ON 3/14/22)

7. Description: Funeral video of our dearest departed [CLASSIFIED] he will be gone but not forgotten. If you would like to have a video for your funeral made contact Sequere Diaboli Serva Funeral Care

  • That is EXACTLY the Way the Description is Written So No I have fucked up the Wording. We Believe the Phrase “Made Contact” was inserted into the Description on Purpose.
  • The Name of the Funeral Care Service is Latin.
  • It Translates to: Follow The Devil’s Servant.

First Ominous Text in/From R.I.P:

  • 1st Strange Message Breakdown Below.
  • HATE DISGUST PAIN SORROW UNHOLY
  • DIE  Repeated 22 times in a Row.
  • YOU
  • DIE  Repeated 39 Times in a Row.
  • WON’T
  • DIE Repeated 18 Times in a Row
  • BE
  • DIE Repeated 19 Times in a Row.
  • REMEMBERED
  • DIE Repeated 13 Times in a Row.
  • HATE DISGUST PAIN SORROW UNHOLY

SUBSEQUENT TEXT:

  • Friendship is what You make of it it Ends when the Time comes Yet it Stays when You Don’t need it. Do I Need You? Do You need HHHMELP ME HELP ME I NEED HELP SAVE ME SAVE ME WE WILL BEE SA VED COME NOW Chosen One GAR…………………….
  • R.I.P SAVE YOURSELF
  • R.I.P SAVE YOURSELF Keep Watching I Need to Tell You Something Before They Catch Me
  • .P SOE YUF Might be Too Late HELP
  • Once We were Holy but We Saw Oh We Saw. We see You can See it.We will come for You Too.
  • What He Knew was Too and He is Gone Now.
  • See What You Have
  • See What You Have Done.
  • Prayer: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN URNR RRU NRUNRUNR NURRUNURNUNURN
  • R.I.P

It is what it is,

 Presented By Les Sober

The Faceless Lady And The Bleeding Picture

Welcome to Today’s FYB Post THE FACELESS LADY AND THE BLEEDING PICTURE by Italian Artist, Graphic Designer, Published Author, Sculpture, and Illustrator Paolo Ferrante. Finding Information on Ferrante was/is Tricky as there isn’t a Whole Hell on A lot.

Here are We Found:

  • Ferrante was Born in 1984.
  • Ferrante was Born and Lives in the Italian Province of Lecca.
  • In 2008 Ferrante had His First Book “Le Commedie del Buio”
  • Ferrante Graduated from The Academy of the Fine Arts in Lecca in 2010.
  • In 2021 Ferrante made the Finals of the International Poster For Tomorrow Competition with the Theme “Fake News”
  • Ferrante has His Own Wesite www.ever.trip it/
  • Ferrante is also can be Found on evertrip.artstation.com
  • Ferrante has both an Instagram and Telegraph Accounts Under the User Name EverTrip in Addition to His YouTube Channel.

NOTE: Now everything about this 20 something Second Slice of Absurd Inanity would be just Fine at Face fucking Value, But there are 2 Apects/Details in the Video that I can’t fucking Stop Thinking about I just keep Mulling it Over and Over in My Free fucking Time. First is Who the fuck is the fucking Weirdo in the Background, and I’m Not Sure if it’s Supposed to be an Actual Photo or some Pop Art Bullshit Painting. Anyway I’m Referring to it as the Photo and I wonder what the hell is it’s Significance?!  I mean Why bother including it at all unless there is some sort of Method to the Madness. Second Why Does the Photo Begin to (and Continues Throughout the Rest of the Video) Start Dripping fucking Blood like a fucking 1980’s B-Horror Slasher fucking Movie. Again I ask What the fuck is the Reason the Photo is Bleeding What the fuck is the Point? Perhaps Adding it was the Point and the Point being its just Simply a Way to fuck with People’s Heads.

It is What it Is,

Presented By Les Sober

Somethings That Rent Space In My Head

Throughout the day I have these rather random thoughts that just jump into the Chaos contained within My Cranium. I decided to write these 2 word to a sentence long tidbits of  creativity down as they came to me during the day. They are complied in a sort of sudo list from first to last, but run together back to back makes them even more interesting I think.

So without further ado here We Go:

The Banana Spider has laid Eggs in My Brain

These Poor People have No Faces

The Old Lady with Coupons is Killing Me

I am My harshest Critic By Far

If You spent time in My Head You’d go Insane

Dirt Road Dogs are giving Chase

The New becomes The Old

Narrow passings on the Edge of Accident

Indifference is Compliance

Mr. Mindfucker is at it Again

The Tangles Webs We weave when We try to Deceive

What the fuck is Really Going On

Trailer Park Psychotics

Futilely trying to Conquer Forces Beyond Our Control

Embryonic Evils & Aborted Faith

Disillusioned Illusionist’s ill Ilk

The Dark Cloud Dominates the Sky

Aggressive Apologies from Assholes

Fake Fucking Fake for It is False and a Fraud

Trapped in the Chaotic 3 Ring Circus of Humanity

Capitalism Cannibalizes Itself and We All Die In Vain

Like a Deer in the Headlights We freeze watching the Oncoming Death

The Morbidity of Maggots

There are Three Sides to every Story

Cerebral Symbiotic Shortcuts of the Mind

Everyone is Eye fucking multiple Screens

Converting the Remain of the Dead to Fuel Our Lives

We Too will be Biologically Recycled

The Weeping Willows can Cry No more

At the Core of the Curse lies Damnation

Who let this Lunatic out of The Asylum

Decapitate The Deplorable’s for the Guillotines Delight

Beyond The Coin We Barter

Lobotomizing the World’s Think Tanks

There’s an Exorbitant Price Ones Pays for Paradise

Snow amplifying the Silence

That Crackhead Kid is soaked in Squalor

Picking Labels off Our Beer Bottles and Minutes off Our Lives

Space is Infinite just like Thought

Uneducated Idiots will be lead like Lemmings to The Slaughter

If the Eyes are the Window to The Soul then some should Remain Shut

Who Kills Unicorns for Sport

The Pied Piper is Pissed the Rats ran off

Seeking Peace while Waging War

And The Barbarians are at The Gate…..

Thanks for Reading,   By Les Sober

Madness Beyond Midnight: Les Unleashes Atomic Text Bomb

 

I’m not a morning person, nor am I an Afternoon person. I am the typical Night Owl exemplified a thousand fold. I get my so called second wind around 10:30-11:00pm and by say 2 am I’m up and running firing on all cylinders.

I have a tendency to text bomb Spacedog since he doesn’t mind fielding an avalanche of texts at all hours of the night, and more importantly Spacedog is one of the very few people I can write/text/say anything to. Thus I text the most extremely perverted, obscene, Absurd, Foul, Offensive, Insulting, Outrageous, Raunchy, Demented, Insanely Crazy, Controversial, Unorthodox, and “WTF” texts his way.

Last Night was no acceptation. The following are texts I sent to Spacedog starting at 1:49am with the last text sent around 3:00am.

1:49am The Insanity Ensues:

My Feet Wreak Of Scotch

It was actually a decent dinner party until Eric tickled Theresa’s twat, and one of his sausage fingers slipped through her beef curtains ending up knuckle deep in her happy humping hole. At that point we were all kicked the hell out drunk as drunk can be into the nefarious night.

Bollywood has an emerging Pornography industry that has actual 4 hour long fucking musical orgies of Singing, Sexing, Dancing & Dicking with the Super Slutty Cunny Sutra.

My New Favorite Insult: “Go Fucking Fist Yourself” or “Go Fist Fuck Your Face”

Karl got his cock cut off down at the Slimy Sausage Packaging Plant by humping on a Industrial Disemboweling-Internal Organ Processing Machine.

“DAMN THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS!”

Masa Clitty world renowned Scottish Folk Singer and Exquisite Anal Gaping Artist

Look Into The Eye Of My Ass To See What Shit IS Going Down.

Feel the Wrath of a Drunk Skunk Rage Humping Your Leg and Cumming on your socks for Spite.

Over Time How Far Do Vaginal Lips Sag as they head South?!

I’m suffering the onset symptoms of Saggy Senior Scrotum Aging Disorder, so I scheduled an appointment to Botox my Balls Tomorrow at 5:30 the AMs

Phil was a generally smart motherfucker who was killed by a Cannibal when he mistakenly told the Cannibal to “Eat My Ass”

The Young Cocksman Vs. The Salty Yogurt Singers for the Best New Porno Punk Rock Group 2017

If He Be a She and She Be a He then aren’t we just back where we started?!

New Porn Title: Licking Lot Lizards: The Trucker Fucker Union

Boner Toner For All Your Porn Star Needs.

I’m not giving coal to the people I deem to have been naughty this year. Instead I will be giving them 3 Pounds of Unwashed Wild Pif Pubes.

Sci Fi Porn is just Fucking With Phasers.

SciFi Pornos: All Alien Anal 11

HOLY ANAL GAPING GOPHERS BATMAN!

Can Drag Queens hide their Balls by sticking them in their butts?!

Justin Bieber’s Man Beaver

My New Death Metal Punk Band is Called THE MANGLED MANGINAS

Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Off, and Get It Out

They be Swank Fucking Fancy.

TODAY AT 5:56am Text From Spacedog

Hi. New Blog? Lol

Thanks for Das READ,

Les Sober