Quick Reminder to the Reader THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE POSTS YET, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
For those who skip intro’s I met up with SpaceDog during a recent Road Trip. On the way I decided to insult a person We both mutually Hate and Mock Mercilessly. I sent him an impromptu Poem about said Asshole, and SpaceDog wrote his own Poem in Response. It may be pertinent to note I did date this Fuckass for several months. This Poem is about surviving the ghastly grips of a grimy gutter dwelling Girl.
This is SpaceDog’s Poetic Reply:
Title: Saved From The Snatch of Satan
There was a hole that many knew,
As time went on its reputation grew,
Most men that entered turned gay anew.
And the one’s that didn’t they wound up dead,
Tragic overdoses, shot in the head.
But one man lives to tell the tale, No cocks in his mouth,
Heart beating strong as a Whale.
Despite the dead placentas on his dick,
He turned around his life like a magic trick.
Most know him well yet don’t speak his name,
Only time will tell who is to blame.
Just know well when your pregnancy tests comes up B,
Abort it fast…coat hanger 1,2,3.
Right now this tale is almost over,
The Living Legend Les Sober.
By The One and Only,
SpaceDog 