We are Legally Responsible for letting You know all of the Possible Side Effects of Viewing FYB Content. Viewing FYB can/could Cause One or More of the Following:
- Increased Risk of being Attacked by a Wild Animal.
- Compulsion to Collect Stamps.
- Delete Your Twitter/FB Account.
- Intense Anger
- Manic Laughter
- SEVERE Diarrhea that could Cause Death by Dehydration in Under an Hour.
- Violent Vomiting Resulting in the Regurgitation of Internal Organs.
- Syphilis Induced Insanity.
- Crotch Rot.
- Rampant Genital Warts.
- Being Raped by a Dolphin.
- Spontaneous Combustion.
- Occular Seizures.
- Full Blown A.I.D.S
- Rectal Irritation.
- Contempt and Disgust for Asshole Elon and Mark Fuckerburg.
- Absurdity Addiction
- Spastic Colon Disorder.
- Your Bones to Liquify.
- Anarchistic Thoughts.
- Craving for Canned Beets.
- Stupidity Intolerance.
- Your Teeth to Itch.
- Olfactory Hallucinations.
- Ringing in the Ears.
- Prolonged Bouts of Insomnia.
- Hoarding of Feminine Hygiene Products.
- Compulsive Genital Piercing.
- Raw/Chaffed Nipples.
- Sex with Parasites.
- Causes Your Entrails to become Your Outrails.
- Time Distortion.
- To Shit the Bed.
- Desire to Pick Up Other People’s Dog’s Shit.
- Licking a Toilet Seat.
- Lutefisk Obesity.
- To Ponder.
- Being Assaulted by Bigfoot.
- Emotional Outbursts.
- Speaking in Tongues.
- Chance of Falling in a Wormhole.
- Chance of being Sucked into a Blackhole.
- To Drink the Bong Water.
- Walking Corpse Syndrome
- Lactose Intolerence Intolerance
- Cravings for Canned Meat
- Fetalphobia (Fear of Fetuses)
- Pickled Egg Consumption
- Elephantiasis
- Contempt for Society as a Whole
- Octopus Molestation
- Prolonged Sexual Relationships with Crustaceans
- Disregard for Social Norms
- Mental Prolapse
- Coprophagia (Practice of Eating Actual Shit)
- Middle Finger Spasms
- Jungle Rot
- Sudden Onset Tourettes
- Racing Obsessive Thought Pattern
- Inverted Mood Swings
- Unpredictable Public Urination
- Contempt for YouTube
- Ambivalence
- Inter Dimensional Distortion
- Unnatural Anal Bleaching
- Spontaneous Ejaculation
- Fanatic Toe Nail Clipping
- Love of Troma Movies
- Synaptic Storms
- Uncontrollable Flatulence
- Neural Intoxication
- Obscene Amounts of Alcohol Consumption
- Occult Worship
- OCD OCD
- Hysterical Hysteria
- Schizophrenic Bowels
- Mindfucking
- Damning the Man
- Impulse Control Issues
- CGI Allergy
- Hate of/for Hollywood
- Motherfucking Mainstream
- Kill Your Computer
- Start a Riot
- Erratic Bouts of Loudly Audible Sharting
- Sniffing Spray PAint
- Revolt Against Authority
- Mathematical Malfunction
- ADDADHD
- Reoccurring Rectal Prolapse
- Profuse Bleeding from the Eyes
- Hostility Towards Hipsters
- Temporary Delusions of Grandeur
- Intellectual Narcissism
- Starfish Fortification Fetish
- Out Right Rejection of Trends
- Finance a Flea Circus
- Paganism
- Proprietary Delinquency
- Daily Consumption of Raw Jellyfish Smoothies
- Development of Irrational Behavior
- Genetic Deconstruction
- Commercial Sea Monkey Farming
Now You Know.
The FYB Collective