Welcome to Today’s Video a Horror Comedy Short “WE BOUGHT A CLONE OFF THE DARK EB” by Channel Luxury Dark Inc. that is Absurdly Awesome in Our Opinion. Now Luxury Dark’s Formula is Pretty fucking Simplistic Two Teen Friends Chester and Parker who live Together Buy all kinds of Weird fucking shit Off the Dark Web. Now We have watched all 19 Videos by Luxury Dark Inc. and There 3 Videos We though were Worth a Damn So Why Not Start with Our Favorite of the 3, But Here’s Some Details/Observation/Information about “We Bought A CLONE Off The Dark Web” to Begin with.
Video Synopsis:
Chester and Parker are back in the Basement checking out Websites on the Dark Web, and this Time it’s a Site that Allegedly Sells Clones. While Chester is all for it Parker is Dead Set against it, but Chester decides to Aquire the Clone regardless of Parker’s Protesting. Once the Clone Arrives the Shoe is on the Other fucking foot as Chester wants the Clone Gone ASAP, BUT Parker becomes Unnaturally Obsessed with the Clone being “Family”, a “Brother”, and “His Son.”. So in Summation “We Bought A CLONE Off The Dark Web” is Pretty fucking Entertaining, a Little Tacky, Little Absurd, and has Far Above Average Special Effects.
Absurd Shit in the Video:
- The Box literally fucking says CLONE that’s Hand written on it in Black Marker.
- Who or Why the fuck would Anyone put a Large Chain as Security on a fucking Cardboard Box?!
- If Your looking for a Mutant Clone in Your Home Why wouldn’t You Turn on Every fucking Light in the House On (the Only Light source is the Camera’s Light)?!
- Why the fuck Does Chester wear Sunglasses that seem to be Permeantly Attached to His fucking Face at Inside at Night in a Completely Dark House?!
- Where the fuck are the Parents?!
- The Large House that Chester and Parker almost Entirely Empty, We mean there aren’t even a Cheap Set of Curtains?! We mean there’s just Plain White Bed Sheets over the Windows like White Trash Methheads.
- And While We are at it the Premise of the Video is Essentially Identical to the Plot of the Sci Fi Horror Classic Movie The Fly.
It is What it Is,
Presented By Les Sober